Dear Curious Hair Gazer,

I know that my hair is beautiful and it's new to you and me. But please observe it and Stop Touching My Hair! Your hands are dirty and do nothing to aid in the rich history and glamor of the wool that resides upon my head. I do not approach you and pet you like a dog or compliment your new style with my hands, so why should I take the same treatment? Yes, black natural hair can be quite...amazing...intriguing. But if you are interested, ask a question. I will not take offense because questions are the only way that we kill ignorance. However, if you choose to live in the stench of ignorance, do not be surprised if I dodge your grasp or cut my eyes. It is said that a woman's hair is her glory. Her crown. And I for one am claiming my throne and refuse for it to be tainted by your oppressing hands. So the next time that you even think to reach for my natural, kinky, curly, locks of pride, remember that there are consequences to every action. You touch the 'fro...you gotta go!

Peace and love